Much is said about Filipino weirdness err… uniqueness. Some cute, some really funny while the rest, well… pretty annoying. Of course, everyone knows about the “Repetitiously Redundant Filipino.” Like the other day. I was with this group who’s having an unusually good day. Malamig ang ulo ng lahat. Sun was shining bright, the day was gay (I mean, blissful). Not an oily face in sight. We started talking about food for lunch. One wanted chicken from the old finger-licking dirty-old man in white; another chose spaghetti with fried chicken from the obese, red bumble bee and two wanted nuggets with Coke float from the gay clown in kabuki.
Then someone shrieked “PIZZA PIE” with supreme glee and unparalleled delight. Thrice.
Nag-turon na lang ako sa canteen. Biglang dumilim ang langit. Uulan.